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2 Piece and a Biscuit

Posted on May 7, 2012 by Jixi Fox

Hand me the bucket let me get a wing,
Flavor so nice it caused me to sing,
Buttered are my biscuits I am so in the zone,
2 piece my solo pack, bout to eat this alone.

– Jixi Fox
@jixifox
The Creative Nemesis 

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Tickle My Fancy

Posted on May 5, 2012 by Jixi Fox
200 px
200 px (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

You are so smooth, so cute, I really like you,
You make me laugh and smile a lot, thank you,
Every thing I am around you I am excited I am antsy,
Amazing you are oh my, you tickle my fancy.

– Jixi Fox
@jixifox

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Crazy Eyes

Posted on May 4, 2012 by Jixi Fox

Wide open you see me and I see you,
You kind looking crazy what’s wrong with you?
I am starting to get scared I think I about run,
You crazy for this one, so I am out of here with that one.

– Jixi Fox
@jixifox

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Fiending For Sex

Posted on May 2, 2012May 3, 2012 by Jixi Fox

I want it bad, I want it now,
She don’t want to, I do though,
I rubbing myself, can’t catch my breath,
I better stop this is church, oops my bad.

– Jixi Fox
@jixifox 

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Bragging Rights – Jixi Fox – [#Poetry]

Posted on May 1, 2012September 7, 2016 by Jixi Fox
Jixi-Fox-Poetry-Tuesday-Series
Jixi-Fox-Poetry-Tuesday-Series

I am cocky,
I know it,
So I always show it,
I can style on you,
Buy what I want to,
Kick your ass,
Beat your best,
In some video games,
I control the noob population,
I eliminate them now and then
My phrases grow longer as I speak them,
I got no words,
So I stick out my tongue,
I laugh in your face,
I smack your ice cream on the ground,
You can’t grin or smile,
Because it’s me you dislike,
I am the man,
Listen up your attention needed,
So stare if you may,
Not too hard that’s lame,
If I was,
I would wink back,
I am in your house,
Raiding your fridge,
I kick my feet on your couch,
Say something bish,
I am in control,
I am quite bold,
This shiz don’t get old,
I win all the hands,
My bragging rights will never fold.

Bragging Rights
by: Jixi Fox

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I’m Crazy, I Squirt Waterguns

Posted on May 1, 2012 by Jixi Fox

I am truly a bad ass, I am very crazy,
I once walked home mid-day naked,
I had gotten robbed for acting crazy,
They didn’t even take my clothes, I was just lazy.

– Jixi Fox
@jixifox

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Monday Blues

Posted on April 30, 2012 by Jixi Fox
You Make Me Wanna...
You Make Me Wanna... (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Oh my GOD it’s monday again, I should call out,
I been dreading about today since friday when I called out,
I just I just need another day, a four-day weekend,
But I only work on Fridays and Mondays, I guess I am broke again.

– Jixi Fox
@jixifox

I wanna be in the light, because you are in th...
I wanna be in the light, because you are in the light. (Photo credit: abocon)

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What’s Up Jixi – ep. 2 – Jixi is “2 Chainz”

Posted on April 30, 2012 by Jixi Fox

Hello friends and my efc family,

After a rad weekend and cool outlook on my new videos and music, I figured a photo opt would be great.  So I thought of a concept and here is Jixi 2 Chainz.  What do you think?  Do you like it?

Jixi Fox as 2 Chainz

Jixi Fox as 2 Chainz

I also made a little comedy/skit to go with it.  It’s coming very soon. 🙂

Thanks for reading, I appreciate you all. 🙂

Its jixi…
“And what a gwann with me, I am being me, flossing my 2 Chainz”

What’s up with you lately?  What a gwann?

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No Way In HELL

Posted on April 29, 2012 by Jixi Fox

 

Hell Show
Hell Show (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Nope, I ain’t going to do that,
Nor will I let you do this,
Because there is no way in hell,
I am going to be on the wrong side being pissed. (Nope)

– Jixi Fox
@jixifox 

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