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The Party Starter

Posted on April 28, 2012April 28, 2012 by Jixi Fox

Fist pumping, liquor popping, dancing real reckless,
After tonight all my problems gone I will be stressless,
I do it like its nothing, everyday I want to be in the club,
I party hard when I get it started, just trying to have some fun.

– Jixi Fox
@jixifox

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If I Sell Drugs, I Will Be RICH right?

Posted on April 22, 2012 by Jixi Fox

If I sell drugs, I want to be rich, just like the government,
Pills and caps of dosage I take, why not sell it and get paid,
I want to be a made man, So on the streets they call my name,
Will I be rich or I am talking that gibberish, shhh don’t tell the government.

– Jixi Fox
@jixifox 

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You’re So Lame

Posted on April 21, 2012April 21, 2012 by Jixi Fox

Slap slap, you deserve that for being so lame,
It pains me to see you acting insane,
So I return the favor in a harmful behavior,
Maybe you will now be real, and thank me as your savior.

– Jixi Fox
@jixifox

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So I Pulled Down My Pants

Posted on April 20, 2012April 20, 2012 by Jixi Fox

The feeling to be free is cool to me,
Free willy acting silly happy as can be,
Is it me a riddle or common logic,
I just want her to put her hand in my pocket.

Jixi Fox
@jixifox

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What’s Up Jixi – ep. 1 – What A Gwann?

Posted on April 10, 2012April 10, 2012 by Jixi Fox

Hello friends and my efc family,

So I want to just talk to you guys and fill you in on some awesome new changes I am going through.  Its been a mega adjustment trying to keep up with the times and trends, while being busy in my field of entertainment.  Its tough having very low support, but thats what comes with most careers so its a struggle to continue on. 

Me giving up its mostly likely never going to happen.  Its just that I am missing a few days on my quest entertaining everyday of the year.  But the days shall be filled in.  For most of my focus had been working on my videos, music and releasing my debut album and book, which lacks of proper promotion.  This is a big step and challenge for me as an indie and solo artist.  Not to even mention the new processes and requirements to do something that has never been done. 

So I hope I some cool friends and family in you, as I progress in mission.  Of course I will never forget about you the people that came by and liked and read my posts and poems.  I got a special surprise and contest coming for my comedy, music and poetry creative friends.  Just days away, I have been working on a cool giveaway contest for everyone to be apart of.

Anyways, thanks for reading and sticking with me.  I working hard and so many new mini goodies coming your way for you to enjoy and give back to you.

Its jixi…
“And what a gwann with me, is I am working and living life the best I can.”

What’s up with you lately?  What a gwann?

Fun Fact: Did you know I am jamaican?

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Icy Late Night

Posted on April 2, 2012 by Jixi Fox

Late night wake up, I want to feel icy,
I am going to Jacob, to get my wrist froze,
My bank account the same way, can’t touch it, its too cold,
Located the fridge, stick my hand in the ice box, my wrist got froze, thanks a lot.

– Jixi Fox

Tweet Me: @jixifox

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Last Laugh

Posted on March 30, 2012March 30, 2012 by Jixi Fox

You wont play me and get away,
I am coming back at you no getaway,
The target is set on your back to feel my wrath,
When I defeat you I am going to have the last laugh.

– Jixi Fox

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Banana Clips (Going APE)

Posted on March 29, 2012 by Jixi Fox
More, More, More
More, More, More (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

I rap, I spit, my banana splits,
I eat, I grin, I eat again,
I have a line, nope I got a clip,
Eff a banana boat, I got a banana clip.

– Jixi Fox

Tweet Me: @jixifox
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Boyfriend feat. Jixi

Posted on March 28, 2012March 29, 2012 by Jixi Fox

justin bieber boyfriend

It’s wet, call it a pool, nope an OCEAN, let’s dive in,
It’s all gravy baby, no crying, stop the whining,
As a matter of fact continue and shake shake it girl,
If me and you were together, we would rule the world.
(let me be your boyfriend) 

– Jixi Fox

Tweet Me: @jixifox
Like Me: fb.me/jixifox | fb.me/efcjixi

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