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Mace to the Face

Posted on June 5, 2012June 5, 2012 by Jixi Fox

What you say to me punk, acting a fool,
I will fill you face with mace, like a pool,
Aint no clowning around here, nor a school,
Can you see I am the king, I rule over you.

– Jixi Fox
The Creative Nemesis
@jixifox

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Too Close For Comfort

Posted on May 31, 2012 by Jixi Fox

I touch you soft, I touch you smooth
I touch you anywhere to get you in the mood,
I hold you close to my heart and my soul,
But I had to let you go, only goodbye’s no hello’s.

– Jixi Fox
The Creative Nemesis
@jixifox

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The Winning Team

Posted on May 30, 2012 by Jixi Fox

Someone scored so I cheer,
My friends get mad, what do I care,
They pleading for a foul, a miss, injury as a matter of fact,
I guess my team must be winning, oh yea actually check the stats.

– Jixi Fox
The Creative Nemesis
@jixifox

 

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Jumping Through Hoops

Posted on May 29, 2012May 30, 2012 by Jixi Fox

Once I get in the groove, I bust a move,
I do me and let others do what they do,
Some people do fakes things and create lies,
I live what I say, they ain’t about that real life.
(they ain’t about that life)

– Jixi Fox
The Creative Nemesis
@jixifox

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Lucky Ducky

Posted on May 27, 2012 by Jixi Fox

I bath with it, it makes me feel ok,
So lucky is my ducky, I play with it everyday,
People get mad or don’t understand about my duck,
My duck so lucky, it lays golden eggs they can all go suck.
(suck on these…)

– Jixi Fox
The Creative Nemesis
@jixifox

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Because I Am Jamaican

Posted on May 25, 2012 by Jixi Fox

People tend to act me where the weed at,
I guess that air I like, I must have breathe that,
Asking which one of my job pays the most,
Cause supposedly I have a millions of those.
(Those people are stereotypical assholes, Oh No)

– Jixi Fox
The Creative Nemesis
@jixifox

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Sex Slave, Be Brave

Posted on May 24, 2012 by Jixi Fox

I can strap you down, I will never let you go,
Cheers to us, you are my Juliet, I am your Romeo,
I got handcuffs and blindfolds, but don’t be scared,
Let’s get into some freaky things, even things a little bit weird.

– Jixi Fox
The Creative Nemesis
@jixifox

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I Lay Awake, Too Damn Hot

Posted on May 23, 2012 by Jixi Fox

Thought bubbles appear, saying enter caption here,
I think of clever things, mostly funny things others want to hear,
Then I act them out aloud, laughing damn my ass off,
Mainly at me, I can’t sleep, so DAMN HOT, why is my fan off?
(I needs to be cool)

– Jixi Fox
The Creative Nemesis
@jixifox

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Cheesy Lines

Posted on May 22, 2012May 23, 2012 by Jixi Fox

I like you, you so sexy like a teddy bunny,
I wish I could taste you, are you yummy?
Maybe so good, you would twirl in my tummy,
I think I like so much, I love you, wanna meet my mommy?

– Jixi Fox
The Creative Nemesis
@jixifox 

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