Figure it out I am a mystery,
I am living life, existing,
No clues to my riddles, muy interesting,
I hold back the facts,resisting,
– Jixi Fox
The Creative Nemesis
@jixifox
Tag: comedy
Pass The Remote
I don’t like that channel, so please pass the remote,
It’s wack what we are watching, and ain’t even a joke,
I want to see the news, sports or put on some cartoons,
I feeling to have a laugh or two, and just do the do.
– Jixi Fox
The Creative Nemesis
@jixifox
Rude Awakenings, Who Is This In My Bed
I awake to see you staring at me, quickly I escape the bed and run for my life,
Yet again I awake to cold ice water in my face, but I did wet the bed,
Who is this girl laying beside me with ripped leggings and lace front snoring,
This awakenings are becoming a trend, I need to stop myself from drinking.
– Jixi Fox
The Creative Nemesis
@jixifox
Icing On The Cake
I got the shivers in my system,
She wanted the icing on the cake,
I made it through all the heat,
Look at what I created when I baked.
– Jixi Fox
The Creative Nemesis
@jixifox
Comic Relief, he he ha ha
They just adding me for laughs, I aint worth not a thing,
But when everybody laughs, I can’t help to grin for the win,
Here to act a fool, give funny jokes, be dramatic and epic,
The movie would of been lame, period, if I wasnt in it.
– Jixi Fox
The Creative Nemesis
@jixifox
Mo Money, Mo Problems
The more you stack the bread, someone is out for your head,
It’s funny how that didn’t happen when you was broke in bed,
Now you spending cash, styling on em, people getting mad,
I guess Biggie, Puffy and Mase was right Mo Money Mo Problems.
– Jixi Fox
The Creative Nemesis
@jixifox
My Lonely Neighbor
I see her sitting by the window looking out with a dull gaze,
I use to think of her as that girl next door, but that was just a dream,
I want to stop by, say hello or try to be of some company,
But my lonely ways as hers is just the same, so it’s just a bust.
– Jixi Fox
The Creative Nemesis
@jixifox
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Drunk Pass My Limit
I have passed my limits, minutes of life I will never get back,
The party was live I bet, but after a few drinks I didn’t remember jack,
For I was drunk, a bit lazy, woke up kind of crazy, beside a girl name Daisy,
Saw an open condom wrapper on the floor, no condom inside, did I use it or was I lazy?
– Jixi Fox
The Creative Nemesis
@jixifox
Sitting At The Park
I was sitting at the park, I saw I dog bark,
I saw a girl fart, she act like she ain’t did it,
Damn she can’t even admit it, I saw it in her face,
Damn I need to leave this park, it’s stinks what a disgrace.
(ewww)
– Jixi Fox
The Creative Nemesis
@jixifox