OMG NOT ANOTHER NOOB

Caught cheating in the act, that’s a noob move,
Trying to lie to the cops, that’s a noob move,
Not paying your bills on time, that’s a noob move,
I thought you were cool, but your moves ain’t smooth,

Trying to hop the train, that’s a noob move,
Not paying for a date, that’s a noob move,
Trying to sing your favorite song, that’s a noob move,
You can’t be cool, but you try, you just ain’t smooth dude.

Jixi Fox
The Creative Nemesis
http://www.jixifox.me