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IF I WERE “A DOOR”

IF I WERE…A DOOR

open doors

Where would I lead you?
My handle would be solid gold,
Making you feel rich on every handshake,
I would be the place you always smile while entering through,
I am the gatekeeper of dreams,
When you step through my door,
It changes lives,
So do you dare entering?
Where do you want to go?

If I were a door, I would lead you to your most wildest desires.  If I were a door, I want to be the passage way to something special.  In life I do feel I am like a door people encounter and stand to think and make good life decisions.  I always want to be the people to help someone on their way to their right path.

Q: If you were a door, where would you lead to?

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IF I WERE “A VIDEO GAME”

IF I WERE…A VIDEO GAME

start life

Searching through enchanted forrest,
With gallons of magical spells,
I got a wand that turn wood into cars,
High speed racing,
Ain’t watching my pacing,
A sucker wants to battle,
Now we speed racing,
Hear comes the cops,
My car is pretty hot,
Nope I stole it,
I got to make it back to my block,
Now I am a renegade,
I epicly starting shooting,
Hopped out the whip in to a store to go looting,
Now it’s a mission I got so much ambition,
Rally my team tactically we are going in,
Just to do battle,
Take down some noobs with headshots,
Eating mushrooms as we go,
We always winning,
We got all the cheat codes.

Plus a game shark… (if you know what that is)… lol

If I were a video game, it would simply me living life with infinite lives and bunch of cheat codes…up, up, down, down, left, right, x button…lol

Q: If you were a video game, what type of video game would you be?

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IF I WERE “A LIFE”

IF I WERE…A LIFE

life

It would be marvelous,
Creative,
Words popping up everywhere,
Visual stimulation,
Comedic and ingenious,
Short to the point,
Done.

If I were a life, I would be simple.

Q: If you were a life, what type of life would you design?

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IF I WERE “CHOCOLATE”

IF I WERE…CHOCOLATE

chocolate

How would I melt in your mouth,
Or better yet in your hands,
For I would have your taste buds popping,
Licking your lips viciously,
Because you can’t control the overwhelming thirst,
For this chocolate,
You might go to bed early for this chocolate,
Or wake up extra early for this chocolate,
You will tell your friends about this chocolate,
You will add this chocolate with everything you eat,
Well, maybe not everything, but you will want to,
My chocolate will bring people together,
It will help sad people smile more,
And for the people who already laugh too damn much,
After one hit you will have a calm demeanor of cool and logic,
So share my chocolate here and there,
Blog about my chocolate,
Just remember to tell everyone it’s sweet,
And will cause you to smile without wanting to.

If I were chocolate, I would be so good and have like the coolest of names.  It would be everywhere to be bought.  I would even used in some many other random dishes and treat to make the world crave me.  Valentine’s Day and Christmas I would be a smash hit.  I might even be on everybody’s lips.  I would have Vegan Chocolate, Gluten Free Chocolate, Fat Free, No Calories, and much more…I would make it all possible if I was chocolate.  I want everyone to enjoy me.

Q: If you were chocolate, what type of chocolate would you be?  How would you taste?

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IF I WERE “PRESIDENT”

IF I WERE…PRESIDENT

president

So presidential would I be,
Speaking for the people and to the people would be me,
Down to earth ready to tackle the hardships we may have,
Planning for our futures and building a stronger foundation,
I would listen and learn,
I would lead and move my feet further ahead.
As you surpass our trials, I shall salute you,
Freedom and powerful is what I want for us.

If I were president, I would simply focus on the future, education, the people and our health and build something strong to help all our families go further and survive.

Q: If you were president, what type of president would you be?

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IF I WERE “A TEACHER”

IF I WERE…A TEACHER

becoming-teacher

Sculpting minds is what I dream for,
To give opportunities never seen before,
To eyes that have not seen before,
To minds not dreamt before,
I unlock doors and fill the emptiness,
Give you answers to your questions,
And meaning to your thoughts,
Grow like wildfire and define your future,
Let you knowledge guide you,
Seek it where you must,
Hone in on its provisions,
Share you world with others,
For a team grows faster than someone alone,
Don’t be afraid or change,
Don’t be afraid to be different,
For the finish line is not here as yet for you,
Because first you must start somewhere,
On your marks, get set, gain knowledge.

If I were a teacher, I think I would feel amazing.  To be placed in the position to educate minds and create possibilities for others especially the younger generation would be a total joy.  I know the process would not be easy, but to see someone learn something they never knew or have joy learning something new just as how I did when I was younger.  I was a sponge of knowledge and craved learning new things and putting them into action as soon as they are learned.  It’s funny to this day I am just the same way.  I would love to be a teacher and I hope to make an opportunity to do just so in the very near future.  I could definitely be an awesome math or computer teacher.  But a life teacher would be the greatest title.

Q: If you were a teacher, what type of teacher would you be?  What what you teach?

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IF I WERE “A BOOK”

IF I WERE…A BOOK

book

I would be living off every word read,
Every phrase written,
Every page read,
I am in your hands,
Do what it is you want with me,
Laugh, think, share, be amazed,
For every page you pass,
Is a life lived within your mind,
Quote my words,
Memorize my metaphors,
Adopt my similes,
For through books we grow,
We experience and learn to know,
That words can change lives,
And using words is an art,
So cherish each word you love,
And let each word live on.

If I were a book I would be a nice hard cover book.  I mean like the light version though.  I so specific with books that I can’t really just be a paperback.  It’s weird to me.  I am not saying it feel cheap, I am saying I would when you hold me book it feels as powerful as the words inside.  The genre of book I would be is a combination or comedic short stories and an autobiography.  I feel you got to have a bit of fiction with life so you can live more and you can laugh with some of the mistakes you make in life to teach someone to be better.

Q: If you were a book, what type of book would you be?  What genre of books would you be in?

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IF I WERE “A TREE”

IF I WERE…A TREE

rebirth-zsolt-zsigmond

The many leaves I would hold,
The many stories I would be able to tell,
I sway in the wind,
Just to make you cool to be you,
An extra branch to cover your head,
As those raining days do come,
You can look up at me in the park,
Sunshine craving its way on though,
Creating shade for you and memories,
As you may be creating life and beauty right before me,
Just with water and sun I grow,
To make the world a better place,
If I were a tree,
I would continue to create life,
And give you a chance to breathe,
Fresh air.

A tree, one of natures blessings.  I truly would be a tree living somewhere beautiful.  I am thinking somewhere in France or England.  I just want to be beautiful and enhance life for someone.  Be at a park great writers or musicians frequent.  Oh what a cool and awesome tree I would be.

Q: If you were a tree, what type of tree would you be?  Where would you be placed in the world if so?

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