Month: July 2014

NEIGHBORS

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neighbors

So my neighbor is a creep,
I mean real creepy,
I just can’t figure him out,
I see him peeking into other people’s houses late at night,
This dude even dares peek in people’s houses in broad day light,
When I ask him why he do it out of curiosity when we accidentally got in a conversation,
And I do mean by accident,
I was exiting my house through the front door one day,
And he was at my door steps like he was fitting to walk in,
I was like excuse me my dude,
What the fudge are you doing,
And the answer he gave me,
Is the same answer he later gave me on why he was peeking into people’s houses,
He said, “I am trying to see how you living”
I was like damn this guy is brave,
And I dare ask the next follow-up question,
For what? I asked,
He dead ass said, “Because turn down for what?”
I was like get the fudge out of here,
And he added,
I also was peeking to see who I am going to rob next,
I was shocked,
I was like DAMN,
Okay you got it homie,
I was so happy, because I don’t got shiz,
So we became best friends,
What a funny guy,
The way he is going to die or get locked up is going to be something you can’t miss,
I would love to hear what he says to the judge, jury or even GOD.

#RUNYOURSHIZNOWDONTYOUSEEMEPEEKING

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CUFFING SEASON – FABOLOUS

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fabolous

She see me in the gym getting buff,
She approach me with a gut trying to cuff,
I would of done it when I saw the big ass butt,
But she loose in these streets like a rut,
I can’t do shorty, no I can’t do it,
If I did it my summer will be over and I will be going through it,
My beach would be ruined,
I would be seen doing nothing,
You crazy is you thinking it’s you I would be looking,
In the lab just cooking,
Dropping the tightest bars,
How fly I am you can decode by my whips and cars,
So no I ain’t ready,
I will see your ass later,
Put that all on pause,
There is too many ladies that up on my radar.

#ItAin’tCuffinSeasonLady

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THE AMAZING SPIDER MAN 2

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amazing-spider-man

So one Halloween right, I dressed up like spiderman,
Yup, the web slinger,
I thought I was the shiz,
My web slinger skills were unmatched,
Well since no one challenged me,
I was unmatched and undefeated,
Until I went to this party,
I was knocking bottles back,
One by one, Two by two,
And this girl thinking she was Mary Jane tried to talk to me,
I mean she kept on yapping and yapping,
I didn’t know what the hell to do,
I was trying to get drunk,
She was so killing my vibes,
Until a bright idea came upon me,
I mean it probably wasn’t the greatest,
Remind you I am drunk right,
So everything seems amazing,
But this chick was just killing it for me,
So I reach for my pockets,
I felt my weapon I was going to shoot,
But I was like nah,
That would be totally rude,
So I reached for my book bag,
Like them marvel, Disney and cartoon characters at 42nd Street New Year City be carrying,
So ghetto,
Reach for my web slinger thing of a jig,
I sprayed shorty in her face,
Eyes balls and mouth,
Ewww it was like a porno,
But chill,
It was nasty though,
Amazing night for me in all…

#ITOSSMYWEBINHERFACE

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TAMMY

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tammy

So Tammy was this girl I met yesterday,
She was cute and all,
I dig her,
Until she was like,
Look here bruh,
Showed me her middle finger,
I was like damn tammy bammy,
You a bad ass chick,
She cussed me out and told me the get on the floor quick,
She robbed me, and kicked me,
I even cried out for help,
I love you tammy bammy,
We shall meet back up again,
I need change for that 20 you stole from me,
I got to do laundry.

#DAMNiLOVETAMMYBAMMY

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I LUV THIS SH*T – AUGUST ALSINA

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August Alsina

I love it, I love it, I love it when she smiles,
I love it, I love it, I am going to be here for a while,
I love it nice, I love it fresh,
I love her kiss, I love her sex,
I love her voice melodies in my ear,
I love her touch, gives me goosebumps when she stares,
Into my eyes, I smile back,
My hear she just done hijack,
I got to find a ring,
She is simply my everything.

#ILuvHerEverything

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I WANT THE LOVE – PUFF DADDY

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Puff Daddy

Sitting on my throne,
I am grown,
Pass me my phone,
Call up 1 800 leave me alone,
I does what I want,
I cuss when I want,
Fudge it,
Look at me sideways,
I might have to bust,
So give me the love now,
Never later,
I want me plate filled,
Where is my waiter?
I am on another level,
Too high to see,
You might have to get more sky miles,
To see me…

#OnMyThroneAllDayBowDown

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HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON 2

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how-to-train-your-dragon-2

I was going to enter the dragon, bruce lee,
Or unleash the dragon like I am sisqo,
I was to bust a move on the floor, disco,
I use to drink it all day in Jamaica, kisko,
I was just different, but they never understood,
Until I worked hard at my passions and got out of the hood,
I booked myself to exclusive spots,
I even froze my wrist up with a flossy watch,
I see where I am headed, but the travel is long,
I am going pack my gear, watch out I am almost gone.

#ThereIsADragonInsideMeRoarBurnt

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DARK HORSE – KATY PERRY feat. JUICY J

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katy perry - dark horse juicy j

I bossing on the scene, green etnies and marc ecko tee,
Styling on them aka wilding on them like I am a fiend,
My network booming and so was the bass from the back of my truck,
I didn’t see these lames coming but I knew just when to duck,
They try to recruit me aka they tried to shoot me,
I don’t run away, can’t nobody move me,
They want to tap into the greatness I am building,
They want to get the keys to the building I am building,
So I attack them with a pitch, threw their ass in a ditch,
So going to have to miss me snitch, Imma do me until I am rich,
So catch a shade and watch me be bright just like the sun,
You going to understand my greatness right when I am done.

Hold on you dark horses…

#NoPyramidSchemes 

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DAWN OF THE PLANET OF THE APES

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dawn of planet of the apes

So when I was younger I thought I was the shiz,
I mean I use to go around beating my chest real hard,
Until one day, and I do mean one day,
This shorty saw me,
She was like damn homie, you beating your chest real hard,
I said to the shorty,
I beat my chest because I am one big bad mother fudger,
She was like, what is that?
I said you don’t know a mother fudging thing do you girl,
She was like impressed and not impressed by the words I was saying,
So I showed her how big and bad I was,
I threw a pebble so freaking hard at a coconut in a tree,
That joint drilled a hole in the coconut,
And juice fell from the sky and I drank it,
She was like damn, that’s hot can I get some,
I was like nah shorty, back then you didn’t want me,
But now I am hot and drinking coconut juice from the sky,
You all on me.

#GoApeAllDayAndGetJuice

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