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Run Tel Dat
Run and tell your friends that I am the man, When I say the man, I mean the man with the plan, When I talk all should listen and by the way stick out your wrist, Let me borrow five dollars, I hit you back when I make it rich. – Jixi Fox The Creative Continue reading
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Lights On, Light Off
Looking for condom that fell on the floor, turn the LIGHTS ON Trying to the pillow to snuggle with and cry alone, turn the LIGHTS OFF Watching a cool ass movie on your bed before bed, turn the LIGHTS OFF Waking up in the morning, room still dark as hell, turn the LIGHTS ON – Continue reading