Tag Archives: sketch

Like A Broken Record

I skip I repeat I am annoying as hell,
I cause havoc on anyone with my repetitive spell,
The mayhem I cause will one day land me in jail,
But until then listen to the tune I am singing an uncompleted fail.

– Jixi Fox
The Creative Nemesis
@jixifox

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Comic Relief, he he ha ha

They just adding me for laughs, I aint worth not a thing,
But when everybody laughs, I can’t help to grin for the win,
Here to act a fool, give funny jokes, be dramatic and epic,
The movie would of been lame, period, if I wasnt in it.

– Jixi Fox
The Creative Nemesis
@jixifox

Lucky Ducky

I bath with it, it makes me feel ok,
So lucky is my ducky, I play with it everyday,
People get mad or don’t understand about my duck,
My duck so lucky, it lays golden eggs they can all go suck.
(suck on these…)

– Jixi Fox
The Creative Nemesis
@jixifox

Sex Slave, Be Brave

I can strap you down, I will never let you go,
Cheers to us, you are my Juliet, I am your Romeo,
I got handcuffs and blindfolds, but don’t be scared,
Let’s get into some freaky things, even things a little bit weird.

– Jixi Fox
The Creative Nemesis
@jixifox

I Lay Awake, Too Damn Hot

Thought bubbles appear, saying enter caption here,
I think of clever things, mostly funny things others want to hear,
Then I act them out aloud, laughing damn my ass off,
Mainly at me, I can’t sleep, so DAMN HOT, why is my fan off?
(I needs to be cool)

– Jixi Fox
The Creative Nemesis
@jixifox

Lights On, Light Off

Looking for condom that fell on the floor, turn the LIGHTS ON
Trying to the pillow to snuggle with and cry alone, turn the LIGHTS OFF
Watching a cool ass movie on your bed before bed, turn the LIGHTS OFF 
Waking up in the morning, room still dark as hell, turn the LIGHTS ON

– Jixi Fox
The Creative Nemesis
@jixifox

You Sunk My BATTLESHIP

Pick your play, I am here to win,
I won’t give up until the fat lady sings,
I don’t got a boat, I got me a ship,
Oh you too?  Mine got guns, that’s my Battleship.

– Jixi Fox
The Creative Nemesis
@jixifox

Crazy Eyes

Wide open you see me and I see you,
You kind looking crazy what’s wrong with you?
I am starting to get scared I think I about run,
You crazy for this one, so I am out of here with that one.

– Jixi Fox
@jixifox