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Run Tel Dat

Nemesis-1

Nemesis-1 (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Run and tell your friends that I am the man,
When I say the man, I mean the man with the plan,
When I talk all should listen and by the way stick out your wrist,
Let me borrow five dollars, I hit you back when I make it rich.

– Jixi Fox
The Creative Nemesis
@jixifox

Lights On, Light Off

Looking for condom that fell on the floor, turn the LIGHTS ON
Trying to the pillow to snuggle with and cry alone, turn the LIGHTS OFF
Watching a cool ass movie on your bed before bed, turn the LIGHTS OFF 
Waking up in the morning, room still dark as hell, turn the LIGHTS ON

– Jixi Fox
The Creative Nemesis
@jixifox