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IF I WERE “A VIDEO GAME”

IF I WERE…A VIDEO GAME

start life

Searching through enchanted forrest,
With gallons of magical spells,
I got a wand that turn wood into cars,
High speed racing,
Ain’t watching my pacing,
A sucker wants to battle,
Now we speed racing,
Hear comes the cops,
My car is pretty hot,
Nope I stole it,
I got to make it back to my block,
Now I am a renegade,
I epicly starting shooting,
Hopped out the whip in to a store to go looting,
Now it’s a mission I got so much ambition,
Rally my team tactically we are going in,
Just to do battle,
Take down some noobs with headshots,
Eating mushrooms as we go,
We always winning,
We got all the cheat codes.

Plus a game shark… (if you know what that is)… lol

If I were a video game, it would simply me living life with infinite lives and bunch of cheat codes…up, up, down, down, left, right, x button…lol

Q: If you were a video game, what type of video game would you be?

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It’z Jixi
http://www.jixifox.me

*Note: These written poetic and lyrics pieces are simply just jokes and comedic word play driven by poetry, free verse and haiku.  So please enjoy for the sake of comedy and a good laugh.

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CHEAT CODES [#Poetry]

CHEAT CODES

cheating girlfriend how-can-you-beat-your-boyfriend-at-video-games

Sitting in the living room drinking soda, eating chips,
Playing video games with my best friend who ass about to whip,
I told him I am nice in this game and with that he is about to lose,
I pulling out the cheats codes, Imma go hammer on a noob,

I’m all about the highlights, achievements and those milestones,
Of course when I am playing alone I staying pulling out the cheat codes,
Up, Up, Left, Right, Down smashing all the damn buttons,
I’m always the winner, no losses, I do this, you can’t tell me nothing.

Jixi Fox
The Creative Nemesis
http://www.jixifox.me