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THE OTHER WOMAN

the-other-woman

So I dating this one chick,
So was my main chick,
Until I fooled around and got a side chick,
A chick on the side,
She was like side piece,
I took a bite once in a while,
My main chick the main course,
I dine with her like all the time,
Until the side piece wanted to be the main dish,
I was like bish, no I you not ready,
But she was convinced she was,
My main lady heard about my the side piece,
And ordered up a can of whoop ass,
And left an ass whooping just for me,
The two chick can’t exist,
And so can’t I if I am double dipping,
So without tripping my main chick decided to leave,
She left so fast all I felt was the breeze,
So now I am down on my knees,
Wife-less like geez,
Why was I so greedy,
Was it because my body was so needy,
Now the side piece wants to be the full course trying to feed me.

#SIDEPIECESTRYINGTOBETHEMAINCOURSE

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THE LEGO MOVIE

Lego Simpsons

I always wanted a mini me,
Someone who is just like me,
But little,
That likes to giggle and have fun,
So much fun it’s like tag,
You are it, I got to run,
Just dumb is the way people are thinking of my rhyme skills,
Silly they are, Not knowing rhyme is paying my bills,
So let’s recite this,
I write rhymes and make money,
You laugh it’s funny,
But be broke and be a dummy,
That’s just ironic,
I be moving so fast like I am sonic,
So you can’t catch me,
My mini me is going to be just like me,
But better, in any weather,
We are gone in a flash.

#LIKESONICIAMGONE

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GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY

Meet-The-Guardians-of-the-Galaxy

A beast blogger I am,
I write for a living,
My fingers, pen and pad,
Are surely my weapons,
To heaven and back,
I be running through the pit of hell,
To make it this world,
I am going off my meds,
To create the most universal bars,
Unique wordplay,
I am need not say more,
Less is more,
I display this all day…

#BEASTBLOGGERiPROTECTYOUALL

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CAPTAIN AMERICA – THE WINTER SOLDIER

captain-america-the-winter-soldier

I see the lames be out,
I got my bangs with me now,
I let them loose go crazy on a beat,
Once I hear the melody I release,
All my ambitious, get into debt with tuition,
I am missing on the pay back,
I am on a beach in Jamaica laid back,
I duck one lame, another pops it’s head,
I duck two lames, I eliminate them all, ooops dead.

#SHIELDMEFROMTHELAMES

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THE EXPENDABLES 3

the-expendables-3

Gun blazing so amazing,
I got no training,
But I like to see things blow,
I just throw a grenade and run,
I do this thing for fun,
It’s like call of duty,
I am the black ops,
I rising up in fame,
Just by blowing shiz up,
BOOM>

#BLOWSHIZUPSOMETIMES

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X-MEN: DAYS OF FUTURE PAST

X-Men-Days-of-Future-Past

Let’s start out and say she ain’t believe me,
She was ready yet,
No she wasn’t ready,
Anyways I told this girl I had powers,
She was like, okay like an X-Men?
I replied why yes,
She was like what is your gift,
It just got real right there and then,
She was challenging me on my fact,
I have to now exposed my powers,
It was crazy for I had never shown anyone my power,
So anyways I pull my thang out,
And as soon as soon as she saw it,
She was like was impressed,
She was like she got it now,
She even invited me back to her house,
This never happened before,
But I guess she knew what my powers was for,
She insisted we leave ASAP,
I was like okay,
I guess she is ready now.

#SHEAINTBELIEVEIWASANXMEN

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NEIGHBORS

neighbors

So my neighbor is a creep,
I mean real creepy,
I just can’t figure him out,
I see him peeking into other people’s houses late at night,
This dude even dares peek in people’s houses in broad day light,
When I ask him why he do it out of curiosity when we accidentally got in a conversation,
And I do mean by accident,
I was exiting my house through the front door one day,
And he was at my door steps like he was fitting to walk in,
I was like excuse me my dude,
What the fudge are you doing,
And the answer he gave me,
Is the same answer he later gave me on why he was peeking into people’s houses,
He said, “I am trying to see how you living”
I was like damn this guy is brave,
And I dare ask the next follow-up question,
For what? I asked,
He dead ass said, “Because turn down for what?”
I was like get the fudge out of here,
And he added,
I also was peeking to see who I am going to rob next,
I was shocked,
I was like DAMN,
Okay you got it homie,
I was so happy, because I don’t got shiz,
So we became best friends,
What a funny guy,
The way he is going to die or get locked up is going to be something you can’t miss,
I would love to hear what he says to the judge, jury or even GOD.

#RUNYOURSHIZNOWDONTYOUSEEMEPEEKING

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TRANSFORMERS AGE OF EXTINCTION

 

transformers age of extinction

Lately my friends been asking me to be someone else,
So I said, oh then let me transform,
I turned into a bag of money,
We about to have a ball,
Until they put me their pockets and wallets,
Went to the strip club threw me at a few strippers like a ball,
I couldn’t believe me eyes these fools are so reckless,
I would have taken me to a bank and made a few investments,
We could have made dividends and even turned billionaires,
Now we broke again, I left my stupid friends and re-transformed, poof I disappeared.

#StupidIdea

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