Humor
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How To Win A Race In The Heat
Outside taking sun,Don’t want to burn,So I must run,Too hot to handle,Too much fun,Running fast,The race already been won. Jixi 🦊 Continue reading
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Pencil Me In Please 🙏
Pencil Me In Please 🙏I don’t take shit for granted,I let it out when I speak,It’s not what you wanted,I going to give you what you need,Pop goes the weasel,Shut up and get on your knees,I am free with the bars,I step feet first,You always coming in last,Because it’s me first,I know I may not… Continue reading
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If I Could Un-Invent Something It Would Be!
If I could, I would. If I can’t, then it just aint. I want to pick something sensible and real, but I can’t. I don’t know what I could say should be be invented. So I went to Google, and typed in what should have not ever been invented, and I will see what I cosign with and give… Continue reading
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Just A Way Out
Just can’t believe it’s butter,I stutter when I say it,I don’t know the way,You want to play it,Okay it’s up in the air,But I am not that crazy,I couldn’t get out of bed today,Mostly because I am lazy. Photo by Priscilla Du Preez 🇨🇦 Photo by Kate Stone Matheson Thanks for reading. Itz Jixi |… Continue reading
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Just Lay It Up
Just get to the point,Stack up the points,I am who you got,Maybe not who you want,Wanted for my stats,I stay in the game stashing,I am shoot my shots,Now they are splashing. Photo by Tolga Ulkan Thanks for reading, Itz Jixi | @jixifox Continue reading
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A LAUNDRY LIST OF LIES!
Time after time,I stick my head out,Leaning a helping hand,Trying to pull the lint out,But you stay getting caught,You are my favorite,Every time you get hurt,Oh man,I be hating it,But the lies that you tell,And every time you cry wolf,Has my head going swirly,Too early,My hair style is curly,But here I go for one more… Continue reading
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So You Got Jokes
Hey, in life we need a laugh. Thanks for popping in.Jixi Fox Continue reading