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Why Is It So Hard To Break Up? | Rant

I am not going to lie, I am mad as hell. I am been trying to break up for so long with with my phone service provider. Like they not trying to pick my calls, they know I am calling from my new boo. I mean new boo, is not so much better than old boo, forget that, it was never my boo. I am just mad, pick up my calls. I feel like to sue you. Like I am that mad. I am here late at night thinking and trying to break up. I am doing all the required steps, I done verified my old number and password, and everything. Like what’s the deal. You done took my autopay money out my bank account, you bad bad service (lol, I am totally going all in on this rant, so laughable, let me continue.)

Remember it was me paying my bills on time. It was me, when I was telling everyone you had good service and stuff. It was me, calling family through WhatsApp on Wifi and traveling to islands knowing you got me on roaming charges. It was me.

Also it was me who you started robbing with high a$$ fees, taking my autopay money and took over 6 months to get back. It was me, but little did you know I am a real one, oh yea, you didn’t know that huh, I know how to call my credit card company and my bank, I know the secret codes. I am pro at this. While you still aint picking up my calls, I am so mad, I going to win in the end, trust me. Just one phone call and my evidence to the fraud department and it’s all, NEW CARD, WHO DIS? NEW ACCOUNT, WHO DIS?

I am going to be so brand new with my new phone service boo, which I know will also hike up their prices in about 1-2 years and we are going fight and break up. But for now, PICK UP THE PHONE. I hate you. (okay hate is an ugly word, ummmm I will be kind, I truly unlike you deeply.). I can’t wait to move on, heal, get therapy and do better things with my new boo (phone service plan).

If you can relate, drop me a comment! 🙂

*This post is a bit unfiltered and unedited, I really wanted to see what a 4 minutes free write will feel like expressing an emotion. I feel proud of myself.

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I Ain’t Going Nowhere

Calling me all day texting me all the time,
Wondering if you are always on my mind,
Wondering what I am doing and who I am screwing,
I’m locked on you, no traveling violation so  no moving.

– Jixi Fox
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If I Sell Drugs, I Will Be RICH right?

If I sell drugs, I want to be rich, just like the government,
Pills and caps of dosage I take, why not sell it and get paid,
I want to be a made man, So on the streets they call my name,
Will I be rich or I am talking that gibberish, shhh don’t tell the government.

– Jixi Fox
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You’re So Lame

Slap slap, you deserve that for being so lame,
It pains me to see you acting insane,
So I return the favor in a harmful behavior,
Maybe you will now be real, and thank me as your savior.

– Jixi Fox
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Dumb It Down

Upgrade your ears, update your bank of thoughts,
Let your mind expand, and throw caution to the wind,
Knowledge is the key, and with it doors open and you can win,
So don’t ask me to dumb it down, get on my level, before I put you down.

– Jixi Fox

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Caution Tape

Watch out, don’t go there, don’t sit there,
Play attention to the signs, to have a chance,
At a life so great if you make it, so protect and cherish,
A life with caution, live for today, live for tomorrow, to continue to live.

– Jixi Fox

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Up In Smokes

I masterminded a plot that never could of been stop,
All schemes and methods were precise from bottom to top,
Now everything is falling down and going up in smokes,
A once truly genius scheme is now just a mere coffee table joke. 
(Anyone wants latte?)

– jixi fox

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